Clyde and Clyde
They’re here, they’re queer, and they make eggs disappear.
A gay male African penguin duo at a European zoo swiped an egg from a straight couple last year, but the egg didn’t result in a chick.
Now the would-be dads have raised their game, stealing a complete nest.
From a lesbian couple! So much for community solidarity.
The guys take turns sitting on the eggs and foraging for food. Having been laid by the bereft lesbians, though, the eggs likely weren’t fertilized and won’t result in bundles of fluffy joy.
So there in the Dutch city of Amersfoort, the boys will return to their thieving ways. It’s just a matter of time before they wind up at The Hague.